Melbourne!

I wasn't exactly thrilled when I found out that our next family adventure would be 11 hours or 800+km away.
Nevertheless, I had a fun-filled mini vacation with people I already spend 24/7 with. The 4 days and nights spent away from home and preeeeeecious internet, really made me realise how valuable it was to me. So when we arrived at Federation Square, I transformed into a balding Gollum at the sight of the sign ' Free Wifi Connection'. Alas, when it was time to leave... let's just say it wasn't a pretty sight.

I kid, I kid. It wasn't that extreme. No one got hurt, and all fingers were still intact.

Melbourne is really pretty. The Victorian buildings, natural landscapes, bustling streets, trams, fashion, food, the docks, the bridges, parks... the list is endless (actually, it ends there.). Perhaps, It was during Christmas when we decided to go, but there were hardly any cars in the streets. The place smelt clean and fresh, and it didn't feel crowded. Except during the Boxing Day sales! My cousin said it was complete havoc! You see, I didn't get the chance to abuse my wallet because our family decided to go see the Twelve Apostles instead. Oh the perks of having the ratio of 3 males : 2 females :(

The next day we went to Sovereign Hills to pan for gold! And guess what? WE DID!!
I'll show you guys in the next post :)

All photos were taken my little indian brother, Andrew

everything christmas.

Twas the nizzle before Christmizzle, when all through the hizzle
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mizzle; fo shizzle
The stocking caps were worn by the homies with care,
In hopes that St. Nizzle soon would be there;
The bitches and hoes were up all snug in their beds,
While visions of bling sparkled on their heads;
And mamma with her swag, and me in my cap,
Had just settled down for a long ass nizzle,
When out on the stoop some bitch came around,
I sprang from my crib, to knock this fool down.
Awizzle to the window I flew like the Flash,
Tore open this bullshit and threw out the trash.
The moon had her fine titties glistening on the snow
Damn son, now I gotta clean this up too yo,
When, what to my wondering eyes should appizzle,
But a tinyass sleigh, and eight tinyass reindizzles,
With a little old pimp, so lively and quick,
Woah wait, hold up one moment, is that St. Nick?!
Faster than shots in a bar his homies they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;
“Yo, Dasher! Hey, Dancer! Damn, Prancer and Vixen!
Yo, come on, Comet, Cupid , Donder and Blitzen!
To the windows! to the walls!
Now run bitches! Run bitches! Goddamn y’all!”
But I heard him shout, fore he flew outta sizzle,
“Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-nizzle.”
Fo shizzle.

8D class outing~

It was a great day spent with great people :D
-caught 10.01 train at cabra
- arrived at central
- walked to pancakes on the rocks
- got distracted by a very very fun park
- finally arrived at our destination, ordered, ate
- "the damage" $220.45
- walked around, went back to the park
- tried to intimidate the kids off the swingy wheel thing
- success!
- laurence made kimberly cry because he pushed her too high on the swing
- left the park
- walked to galaxy world
- unleashed the kids within us and played to our hearts content
- nts: never drive. not even on bumper cars
- nts2: never get in a car with krishna
- nts3: never go to a casino or gamble
- went bowling/ pooling
- walked back to the station and caught the train back home

The Cat With Nine Lives

So the story that I'm about to share with you, can be perceived as a tragedy. But no deaths were involved, so I don't think it really counts. Gather round children, this story is about a courageous cat that has undergone so much pain and hardship and still remained the same affectionate kitty that it was before.

If you haven't noticed what's wrong with the above picture, then look closer!

This is Mimi. 

It has had its left leg amputated.

And also a blind right eye.

Mimi had its paw run over by a car last week, causing the bone to completely shatter. However, my aunty believes that it was an act of animal cruelty, as only one leg was injured (thank god). Thankfully, it is still able to walk and still do the usual cat stuff :D

I'm not usually a fan of cats (with their sharp claws, hissing and teeth D:), but the 2 hours spent with Mimi and her purring, rolly pollies, leg rubs and her SUPER FLUFFY TAIL has made me much more fond of cats! 

I bet Zane is probably crying his eyes out.

the birds and the bees.

No, I'm not talking about sex.

Just so recently, I had to take out the trash in the middle of the night. As I was walking towards the garbage bin, I noticed a black flying creature in the sky. At first I thought it was a bird, but then it looked like a bat, then a bird, and then it hung in the tree. So it was a bat. ANYWAYS, what I was going to say was that as a kid, I used to think bats were birds. So when it was nightfall, birds would transform into bats and do whatever bats do. And when it was dawn, they'd transform back into birds. Hahaha :L

Funny story about bees. So one time when my older brother and I were little, he tried to catch a bee. It stung him on the hand and it became 576878584765136517 times bigger.

That is all.

what the hell?

why did the font of my last post go all retarded?

ho ho ho :D

It's almost that time of the year again!!! Time to dust off that tree, hang those garlands, and upstage your neighbors with tinkling lights. That's right! It's almost Christmas! 

You'd think that with all those exclamation marks I've added, I'd be excited for Christmas and bursting with holiday cheer. But I'm not. I don't even know why. I think it's because my mum has been fairly occupied these past few weeks and hasn't got the time to decorate the house with santas and tinsel. We don't even have our Christmas tree up yet!!! *gasp!* or perhaps at the ripe age of 15  I've outgrown these traditions? naaah, I don't think so :L nothing beats waking up on Christmas day and finding brightly wrapped presents under the tree. In this case, the non-existent tree :(

Oh yeah, I bought my brother/ car an early christmas present. I think that's the first time I've ever given him anything...

Personal Preference.

So a friend of mine recently asked me this "How would you or girls in general feel if a guy friend bought them something they've always wanted out of the blue?"
I told him that i'd be thankful and surprised. But I would only accept such a generous gesture depending on the gift or relationship I had with that person. And just to set things straight, I don't mean it in a "bitch please, I'm too good for you kind of way" but because you don't want them to give them any false impressions.
As the conversation progressed further, he told me that he was contemplating whether or not to buy her a Chanel shoulder bag. Surprise turned into complete and utter shock. THIS GUY WAS GOING TO BUY A GIRL A CHANEL BAG BECAUSE HE LOVED HER? wow. Good way to get in her knickers  express your feelings for her. More talking later, he finally tells me that it's gonna be a group present (he ain't made of $$). On a more serious note, he said he loved her. Not joking. I don't know the girl personally, but in my opinion I would rather receive something from the <3 than material goods. Despite how much I adore and extremely want one. Those should be given further down the track. #loveguru    

i feel like Cinderella...

and not in the "my fairy godmother made me a sparkly dress and I married a prince" kind of way, but because of the slave labor that she had to endure since her evil stepmother couldn't afford a maid.

So what happened? Me breaking the washing machine was what happened. Instead of doing the usual spinning and removing the water like it was supposed to, it just stopped.

So then, I had to wash clothes the good ol' fashion way. Like so.

It was hard work.

But all is well now, we called "the guy" and he fixed it! so yaay~

speeding away...

on the blogspot band wagon that is.

Sometimes, I have really funny stories to tell and photos to share. But being the awkward teenage that I am, the things that were "piss in your pants" funny, just loses its funniness when I attempt and fail to share them. My friend 'S' said I was surprisingly smart online (haha), and it's somewhat true. Because once you've said something borderline stupid, or makes no sense at all, you can simply backspace and phrase it differently. Alas, there is no such thing in reality. Such a shame, because  I am one of those people who get their words jumbled and saying something that even Shakespeare wouldn't even understand. Story of my life :(